Feelings? They’re buffering. This witty unisex tee is perfect for those who keep their emotions firewalled until the next software patch. With the phrase “Emotionally Available… After Update” in sleek typography on a crisp background, this shirt is a wearable mood—equal parts relatable, sarcastic, and delightfully nerdy. Great for introverts, techies, overthinkers, or anyone who’s ever said, “I’ll deal with that later.” Whether you’re gifting a friend or upgrading your own emotional bandwidth, this shirt delivers personality with a punch.
Product features
- Shoulder tape for added durability and stability.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and elasticity.
- Made from strong, smooth cotton fabric for vibrant prints.
- Ethically sourced materials compliant with safety standards.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
